....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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