Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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