I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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