I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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