handjob tips. give me some.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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