Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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