I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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