"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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