we have officially lost it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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