just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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