Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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