Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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