So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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