i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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