yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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