Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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