Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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