I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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