i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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