Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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