I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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