I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Found the puke drawer
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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