i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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