took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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