I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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