: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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