He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'd cum for enchiladas.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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