uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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