weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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