i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
There are leaves in my underwear?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
