I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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