Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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