"it" just moved
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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