just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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