Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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