problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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