Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
