Last Night in Texas (713)

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??

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  Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me

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  splinters make it hard to masturbate

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.

  (713): View more from Texas

  what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.

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  she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..

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  well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.

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  You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin

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  Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language

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• (713): View more from Texas

  My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far

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  Sounds better than last semester

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• (713): View more from Texas

  this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy

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  well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"

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