Texts From Last Night · (918)'s Favorites

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(914): View more from New York

Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

(914): View more from New York

Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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(734): View more from Michigan

it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco

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(310): View more from California

i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians

(503): View more from Oregon

How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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(806): View more from Texas

Two words Indian burn...

(1-806): View more from Texas

What did she think it was, a shake weight?

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