Texts From Last Night · Aeosteleth's Favorites

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(858): View more from California

I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Lube is flammable

(404): View more from Georgia

Who is this??

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(586): View more from Michigan

Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist

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(218): View more from Minnesota

okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"

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(210): View more from Texas

The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced

(210): View more from Texas

The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks

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(404): View more from Georgia

He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".

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(949): View more from California

You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"

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