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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me

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(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(571): View more from Virginia

You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?

(703): View more from Virginia

I don't even know what potassium is.

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