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(937): View more from Ohio

There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it

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(562): View more from California

Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

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(720): View more from Colorado

turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"

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(954): View more from Florida

I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza

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(407): View more from Florida

i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?

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(248): View more from Michigan

i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

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