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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

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I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

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I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

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Tie

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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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the red head has a bf

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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".

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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

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