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(573): View more from Missouri

i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella

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(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty

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(813): View more from Florida

right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.

(1-813): View more from Florida

only on the fourth of july.

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(434): View more from Virginia

because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?

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(646): View more from New York

Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?

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(260): View more from Indiana

dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?

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what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing

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(816): View more from Missouri

So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...

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Yeeah thank god

(816): View more from Missouri

Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.

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