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(402): View more from Nebraska

I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome

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(513): View more from Ohio

just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

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(561): View more from Florida

just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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(813): View more from Florida

watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

(863): View more from Florida

Can I come live with you?

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(913): View more from Kansas

just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?

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(404): View more from Georgia

i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay

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(310): View more from California

dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore

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