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(303): View more from Colorado

You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.

(1-303): View more from Colorado

ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.

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(248): View more from Michigan

today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much

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(925): View more from California

Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.

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