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(702): View more from Nevada

it was like having sex with a tree stump

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(928): View more from Arizona

she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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(224): View more from Illinois

so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.

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(347): View more from New York

weddingsv make me drug and hornr

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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