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(512): View more from Texas

He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.

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(909): View more from California

i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!

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(214): View more from Texas

she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm

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(334): View more from Alabama

He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

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(419): View more from Ohio

just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked

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(270): View more from Kentucky

she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.

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