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(508): View more from Massachusetts

How's work?

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Spinning.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.

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(514): View more from Quebec

What happened to chicks over dicks?

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That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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(416): View more from Toronto

You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..

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(765): View more from Indiana

My grandma had to be escorted out by police.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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(210): View more from Texas

no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.

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