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(479): View more from Arkansas

Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.

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How have you survived this long?

(479): View more from Arkansas

Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

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(360): View more from Washington

Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

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Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

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(631): View more from New York

Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.

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