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(612): View more from Minnesota

New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now

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(770): View more from Georgia

Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.

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(917): View more from New York City

did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?

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you mean faeutihaers?

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(949): View more from California

Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.

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The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"

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(314): View more from Missouri

Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.

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(305): View more from Florida

Goddamnit I hate your level headedness

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