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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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(816): View more from Missouri

He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

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(516): View more from New York

There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face

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(319): View more from Iowa

He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle

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Since when is drunk an angle?

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(425): View more from Washington

Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?

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(303): View more from Colorado

wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no

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